I would do anything for you, but maybe I should qualify what I mean by anything.

Hey, thanks for dropping by.
You look good.
You look happy.
You look wise.
Me?
I'm doing ok.
I've grown a full beard, and I've ordered new eyeglasses.
And I like to sit around in my boxer shorts until mid afternoon, but I swear, I'm working on that.
I found out I have a deviated septum, how bad ass is that?
I think I'm going to go back to bed now.
Let's keep it real, ok.